Tuesday, August 12, 2008

2 in 1

To begin, let me just say I LOVE Jonathan Horton. I can’t get enough of this guy, as Jenna observed, I have a serious man crush. Not only is this guy a sick gymnast (he stuck everything yesterday), he’s proud as hell to be an American. This guy was trying to single handedly bring down communism in the gym. Every time the camera is on him he’s yelling “Go USA!” He’s like a GI Joe, minus 9 inches. I’m all about the team/school/country spirit and I’ve never seen anyone who had more of it than this dude.

Next, and completely irrelevant, is China dominating the shooting events. They’ve won 5 medals out of 7 events. First off, I hardly consider shooting to be a sport. It requires no endurance, speed, nor strength. All you need is accuracy. But doesn’t darts and pool only require the same attribute, accuracy? So shooting shouldn’t be an Olympic sport just like darts and pool aren’t. Second of all, how are we not dominating shooting? Are there not more killings with guns in the USA than in any other 1st world county? And how many gun totting hillbillies do we have running around West Virginia, capable of shooting a bee in flight from 100yards? Not only is the USA gun crazy but China is completely opposite. Guns are outlawed in China! No public citizen is allowed to have a gun. So where on earth are they learning to use these things? I don’t care how embarrassing it might be to have a shooting team comprised of Pacman Jones and Larry the Cable Guy, let’s put the right to bear arms to use.

GO USA!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Olympics 2012: Sawed off shotgun shooting.

JD said...

i died laughing when i read this one. nice job case